My name
So, I have a name issue. I usually go by Jeffalo for online things. Unfortunately it turns out, Jeffalo is pretty common, so sometimes I have to go by JeffaloBob if Jeffalo is taken. The issue is, JeffaloBob is hard to remember.
For GitHub, I tried to use their name squatting policy to change my name to Jeffalo. This seemed fine to me because the account Jeffalo had no visible activity. However when I contacted GitHub's support they said the account had some activity and because of that I couldn't get the name, so now (atleast on GitHub) I'm stuck with the name JeffaloBob. One day, I'll try again, but it seems like a lot of work for very little reward.